I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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