i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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