So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I know her cup size but not her name....
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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