So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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