He had one of those small greek statue penises
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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