Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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