hell yes lets make some ravioli
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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