We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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