you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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