i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
What a dumb baby whore.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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