im gay
i know
yea but for you.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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