I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You're like the curious george of whores
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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