I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Your cock deserves a montage
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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