I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I just want nice things and good sex
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Randomize