hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just want to make out with him forever
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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