so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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