Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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