Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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