You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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