So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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