i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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