So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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