I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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