Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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