pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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