doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Drunk walkin through police station. America
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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