He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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