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My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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