i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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