also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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