You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize