Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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