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I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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