I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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