that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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