One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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