Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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