i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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