Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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