What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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