I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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