I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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