oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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