we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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