I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
