Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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