i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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