Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Randomize
