If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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