Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
try to milk me bitch
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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