Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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