Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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