evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
even my farts smell like vagina
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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