I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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