wat bout pragnant strippers??
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
seriously i just wanna be friends
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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