why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
